“The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.” Robbie Barker (pictured)
“A blunderer is a man who starts a meat market during Lent.” James Montgomery Bailey
“Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.” William Faulkner
“The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.” Red Smith
“When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.” Robert Bresson
“I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they don't know. You can make up anything on the radio.” Phil Rizzuto
“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.” Ronnie Barker
“If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!” Shel Silverstein
Cheers! - Jason
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