Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The MMOB Daily Quote - Jay Leno

Today's birthday celebrant and notable quotable is "chinny" funnyman Jay Leno.

Here's what
Wikipedia has in it's Bio on Mr. Leno:

James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American stand-up comedian, television host and writer who succeeded Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992. Leno will continue to host The Tonight Show until May 29, 2009; Late Night host Conan O'Brien is his scheduled successor. Beginning this fall (2009), he will have a primetime talk show, tentatively titled The Jay Leno Show, which will air weeknights at 10:00 PM ET (9:00 PM CT), on NBC.

Here are some quotes from the affable Mr. Leno:

"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? "

"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."

“I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"”

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."

"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that."

Cheers! - Jason

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